Yip yip hooray! 2010-03-28
News Update

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Revenge! Ever since EverQuests early days, Fippy Darkpaw has haunted the newbie field outside Qeynos - destined to die either by the hand of a fresh adventurer or the city guards as he charged towards the city again and again.

As we ventured into Underfoot, we found that his countless deaths on the surface of Norrath had fueled his ambitions in the Brellian afterlife of Underfoot, and boy is he pissed off. However, with some persistence we thwarted his plans of taking over Brells Rest and Fippys Revenge will have to wait until he has accumulated some more experience in the Qeynos newbie grounds.

Further adventures in Underfoot to follow...

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EverQuest is turning 11! Time flies when you're having fun...

To celebrate, the full compliment of fabled mobs and anniversary events have spawned once more, so we have been (and as of writing this, are!) taking on some of these challenges for fun and profit.

Steel Behemoths is a new event for this year, which not only yields great augmentations like the other anniversary events but also some nice gear! Needless to say we felt the need to take on this particular challenge and best it - repeatedly.


SOME THINGS TO THINK ABOUT...

I have been slacking on this for so long that some of these quotes are quite old by now - so, to put some spin on it, a bit of nostalgia! Enjoy :)

...when trying to get to the mobs...

...when getting ready...

...when reviewing your hardware...

...when trying to motivate...

...when you're finding alternative ways of doing things‘«™

...when you have a significant other that doesn't play EQ...

‘«™versus when you do...

‘«™when pining for mana‘«™

‘«™when you have opinions on certain events‘«™

‘«™when you are trying to make yourself understood‘«™

‘«™when exploring your sexuality...

‘«™when you are feeling optimistic‘«™

‘«™when dealing with terrorists‘«™

‘«™when reviewing the merits of loot‘«™

‘«™with great power comes great responsibility‘«™

‘«™when trying to improve on your guildmates looks‘«™

‘«™on having your way‘«™

‘«™when discussing mental states‘«™

‘«™when invoking the gods of chance...

‘«™when you feel like singing‘«™

‘«™when the loot is elusive‘«™

‘«™when you go off-topic...

‘«™when recruiting friends‘«™

‘«™when looking into chests‘«™

‘«™when reviewing your accomplishments‘«™

‘«™when you're not careful about where you send your messages...

‘«™on the merits of alcohol and other drugs‘«™

‘«™regarding Trixiia's behaviours...

‘«™regarding dps...

‘«™when discussing tanks...

‘«™regarding death...

‘«™when you learn new things‘«™

‘«™regarding strategy‘«™

‘«™regarding following orders‘«™

‘«™when you are feeling random...

‘«™regarding dkp...

‘«™regarding all the other innuendo, pervy stuff and gay jokes‘«™

‘«™on making things worse for yourself...

‘«™on the merits of beta testing...

‘«™slightly different‘«™

‘«™when dealing with real life...

‘«™when you are feeling confident‘«™

‘«™when you have opinions‘«™

‘«™when trying to buff‘«™

...Elvys still needs to up his game...

‘«™and finally, words of wisdom...


Thanks again to Minta for contributing with many quotes and helping to cut them! Many quotes got cut this time also, some may appear in future updates...

Posted by:Starlight

 
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